i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
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Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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