I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
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i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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