My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
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Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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