so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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