Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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