we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
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so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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