Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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