Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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