Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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