dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
That's when you crack a 10am beer
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
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its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
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i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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