Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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