i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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