At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
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I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize