I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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