She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
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Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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