Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
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he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
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I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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