guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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