i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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