i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
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All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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