jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
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and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
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Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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