I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
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I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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