Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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