16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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