adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
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I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
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Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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