I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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