your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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