Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
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I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
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As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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