the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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