it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
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You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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