the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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