Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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