I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
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The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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