I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize