we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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