how do flat chested girls get laid?
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
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Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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