I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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