the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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