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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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