tell your sister to shave her snatch
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
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Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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