question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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