i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
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I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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