i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
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I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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