Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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