Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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Life without a bra equals bliss.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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