Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
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i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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