I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
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I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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