real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You don't make any sense
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Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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