Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Please, let me fuck your mom
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
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I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
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I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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