I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
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" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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