this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
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You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
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