i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
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its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
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ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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